This just in from the Pacific Northwest: Bigfoot has been captured on film. And he wasn't even in the forest. He was in the city of Spokane, Washington, in search of girls birthday dresses. Yes, the hairy Sasquatch has a daughter, and her eighth birthday is coming up, and he needs to get her a cute girls party dress. So he did a little window shopping and took some time to pose for the locals. After hamming it up for a good half hour, the yeti returned to his quest for the perfect birthday girl dress.
It has long been known that this ten foot tall creature had a predilection for girls birthday dresses. Last year, three birthday dresses went missing during a girls camping trip. Footprints confirmed what everyone had long suspected. This was the works of a half-man, half-ape creature from the woods. Moreover, he left a strand of hair on a thorn bush. The hair was analyzed for DNA and it came back with 99% certainty that the hair belonged to Bigfoot.
Little Foot, which is the name his daughter goes by, loves to attend parties. Naturally, she needs a girls party dress that is roomy, since she is quite big herself. Girls birthday dresses are perfect for her because they make her feel cute and feminine. This is something she desperately needs, since she stands 8 feet tall and weighs close to half a ton. Like any other human girl, she enjoys wearing party dresses to birthdays because they are so festive and lovely. If you know any girls who no longer need their birthday dresses, send them to Little F, and she will gladly take them so that she can traipse through the woods looking her best.
Girls birthday dresses can be hard to find. They are almost as rare as Bigfoot himself. However, this fabulous online store has a whole bunch of them. In fact, their selection of birthday girl dresses is something you won't believe until you see. Don't believe me? Check it out yourself here.
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