Monday, January 21, 2013

Review for TwirlyGirl Girls Dresses

I recently purchased a beautiful girls dress from TwirlyGirl.  Holy cow as I surprised!  The customer service was terrific.  The woman on the phone was very friendly, and she helped me pick out the most beautiful girls dress I had ever seen.  I went on to their website, and they had a huge selection of girls dresses, so I was a little overwhelmed.  But they calmed me down and directed me to the right page where I found the perfect gift for my five year old daughter.  She is a girl who loves dresses, so once we found TwirlyGirl, I knew she was in heaven.

When the dress came to our house, it was beautiful wrapped.  The wrapping looked like candy.  I couldn’t believe there was a girls dress inside that thing!  I was blown away!  What a show stopper.  I never knew girls dresses could be so unbelievable beautiful.  These dresses were way more beautiful than boys dresses, which is like comparing apples to oranges.  So it’s not even worth mentioning.  But the point is, I was floored and my daughter, who is one of the girls I dress, was floored too.  In fact, she spent most of the day and part of the evening twirling on the floor with her girl dress.  She treated the thing like a mop, instead of the priceless piece of fashion that it was!  But whatever, the girl was having fun in her dress, so let her have fun. If she ruins it, I can always find more girls dresses, but not as cool as these.  So on second thought, maybe I should take it from her until she’s old enough to take good care of it.

But let's be honest, girls take much better care of their girls dresses than boys do of their jeans.  Boys are like animals.  They roll in the dirt, get paint and stuff on themselves, etc.  Girls at least have a brain in their head.  They know not to wipe their dirty peanut butter and jelly hands all over their clothes. That would be a nightmare to wash.  When I buy dresses for girls, I make sure she's house broken, to say the least.  And I never buy her anything white.  That's a big mistake.  And I'm not just talking about labor day colors.  White will soon look like toilet paper, if you catch my drift.  So if you give someone girls dresses, and you suspect she's a messy marvin, give her a polka dot print.  Or plaid.  Or paisley.  Something that will hide the door and smudges.  Keep the girls away from anything that is too precious.  Or give her etiquette classes first.  If she was raised in a barn, you don't want her near these dresses.  Only classy, high functioning little ladies should wear these awesome, cute little dresses or else these girls will ruin them.  Not cool for school Peter O'Toole, you don't want these girls dresses covered in drool, that's the golden rule!  Ok, I said enough.  Good night and good luck.  Learn more here.